O oftalmologista me entregou uma tabela de letras ordenadas aleatoriamente e me disse:
- Diga qual a que você vê melhor.
- Todas, mas pra não perder tempo, direi as miudinhas: a, i, z, p.
- Tá enxergando bem. Vamos pra distância. Comece pelas menores.
- p, s, t, v.
- Meus parabéns, você não precisa mais de óculos.
- Doutor, acho que fiquei com visão de Raio-X.
- Como assim?
- É que estou vendo a calcinha da sua atendente.
- Puta merda, já disse pra ela não vir trabalhar com vestido transparente!
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